Jeremy Mauser
My Neck, the Pendulum
The first time he said the f-slur in front of me, it was an accident. And by “accident,” I don’t mean it was like two cars colliding at peak velocities, hurling their passengers into a new stage of life, if their lives still exist at all. Or, actually, is that exactly what I mean? What I meant, at least originally, was he had greased his tongue with that word so often, with such little thought, that it slipped out seamlessly in my presence, in the presence of the other guys—“the boys,” as we call them. The boys who whipped their faces in my direction with such vicarious guilt.
Wait, no, that wasn’t guilt—it was just curiosity. They stared at me not because they knew I was queer (they didn’t), but because my reaction would either confirm or reject my status as one of “the boys.” A litmus test of sorts. A swarm of bug eyes and loose mouths eager to see whether I could hang. Whether I’d impede on this particular expression of their unfiltered selves.
I stared at the boy who said the word, my flesh starting to boil under the heat of the room’s collective gaze, and he didn’t flinch. Didn’t raise his hands defensively. No, he said coolly, calmly, evenly: “Don’t worry. I don’t use the word around anyone who’s uncomfortable with it.” I wasn’t positive whether there was a question beneath the statement, and this straight guy continued. “When I say it, I don’t mean it as an anti-gay slur. I just use it to show I don’t approve of someone.” The other guys nodded their understanding. They nodded their endorsement. I nodded my submission, hoping these eyes would direct their warmth elsewhere. But, no, it didn’t stop. The nodding didn’t stop.
It grew faster. More forceful. More desperate and aggressive. Like we were trying to shake something loose of its glue. And then it happened—bones splintered, skulls separated from spines, heads became free under the warm earth known as boyish flesh. Their nodding persisted against the laws of physics and physiology, without the constraints of the brain stem. I continued my nodding. That’s right, I continued. Not because I wanted it, nor because I needed it. I wasn’t forced, or coerced, or scared. I continued to nod because I never stopped. Simple as that. The way a knee jerks without thought when smacked in the right spot. Except this knee became a pendulum whose kinetic energy never transitioned into heat or sound. This knee inherited new laws, ones that our necks seemed to understand and obey.
My bones never splintered, were never severed, but they did bruise. Oh, did they bruise, and scar, and cycle through scab after scab. I’m still nodding, actually. Did you notice? I haven’t stopped, but I tell myself I can stop whenever I feel like it. The thing is, I forget how it feels to feel. And that guy, the one who prompted our nodding, he’s still standing there. He’s a foot shorter than me, but he lurks before me, stares me down, stares down at me. He ascribes his own meanings to whatever words he pleases, and we continue to nod. We insist on our nodding.
I insist on my nodding until my queerness works its way to my tongue, dormant and bashful, tasteless and expired. My queerness, the car wreck. And I stare at it as I slow down on the highway. Not out of respect, but to admire the spectacle of its carnage.
Jeremy Mauser is an MFA candidate in Creative Writing at the University of Alabama. His prose, poetry, and everything in between are featured or forthcoming in Sonora Review, New Delta Review, and Eggplant Emoji, among other publications. He is an Assistant Fiction Editor at Black Warrior Review, a Reader at the Masters Review, and a stand-up comic who can be found on Instagram @jeremymauserwrites and Bluesky @jeremymauser.bsky.social.
