Catherine Chiarella Domonkos
Joanne, Where Do You Think You’re Going in That Dress?
Lady Gaga helps me squeeze into her dress, the one she wore to the VMAs, the one made from 50 pounds of tailored Argentine flank steaks. Straight from the fridge at the Haus of Gaga, stored in optimal conditions, there’s only the faintest smell of rot. Over the years the dress has gotten darker, less gore, more garnet and ruby. The fat, a defiance of lace swirling.
She fits the dress to my body, a body my mother calls zaftig when she’s feeling generous, tubby when she’s not. Gaga trusses me with butcher’s twine, stuffs the top with wax paper. I try to cover my thighs, tugging on the sticky hem, but she swats my hands, keeps moving. “Girl, everyone’s got the right to wear a meat dress.” She sweats with the effort of cutting and trimming and wrapping, a pool surrounding her rhinestoned armadillo boots.
“What’s with the long face?” She slaps a slab of hat on my head, a jaunty tilt to the left, dipping low on my forehead. “Here, put these on,” as she tosses me matching boots.
“I don’t think I can go, Gaga, not even in your dress.” I picture my evening more Carrie than Edge of Glory, grab a half-eaten Snickers from my dresser to satisfy my nerves. “I’ve changed my mind. This is a mistake.”
She snatches the candy, flings it. “You’re beautiful in your own way, baby. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” She yanks the neckline across my shoulders. “Chin up.”
“But what if…”
“Abracadabra you’re a queen, alright? Is that what you need to hear? Don’t be such a drag. You’ve got this.” She thrusts a clutch into my hands. “Let’s go.” She spins me toward the door.
How I wish that she would come with me to prom. The cheerleaders would die if I showed up with Lady Gaga. Like their heads would literally explode. Then there’s Cindy Tagler who I’ve been crushing on since middle school but who only side-eyes me when we pass in the hall. Maybe she would finally stop and see me.
“Come with me Gaga. I’m begging you.”
“Can’t. I promised Elton I’d handle his kids’ bath time tonight while he and John are at couples therapy. But even if I were free, you wouldn’t catch me at a prom.”
“Wait…what? It’s a rite of passage, memories of a lifetime and all that.”
“They called me an attention-whore in high school, bullied the crap out of me because I was different. No good memories for me, but you do you. Go. Or don’t.”
She escorts me to the limo, leans inside to lay paper towels so I won’t stain the white interior. She slides a corsage, a single white rose – her favorite flower - onto my wrist. For the smell, I guess.
As I’m ripping a piece of paper towel from the roll to wipe my clammy palms, my mother shouts from the front door where in hell do I think I’m going and they’re all going to laugh at me and well they should in that ridiculous getup. Before I can answer, Gaga whirls around, tiny fists on her sequined hips. Chest puffed out, she glares at my mother like a superhero doll. My mother’s jaw flops open. She retreats and closes the door.
Gaga turns back to me. “Don’t let anyone dim your light just because they’re blinded by you. You feel me? They’ll just have to put on sunglasses.” She hops onto her scooter and buzzes out of sight.
I catch my reflection in the bay window, my mother peeking out from behind a curtain. At first, I wince at the shine, but I don’t turn away. I straighten, catch a whiff of affirming corsage, armor cinching around me. I see myself.
I slip into the limo. “Where to?” My fingers stall on the door handle. “Well?” My head lolls against the icy window.
I can’t wait to dance with Cindy.
Catherine Chiarella Domonkos’ recent words appear in Centaur Lit, The Disappointed Housewife, JMWW, and Bending Genres among other literary places. Her stories have been selected for Best Small Fictions, nominated twice for the Pushcart Prize and longlisted for the Wigleaf Top 50. For the complete collection, check out: www.catherinechiarelladomonkos.com.
